teacher: you will be sorted into grou--
me: can i work alone
iknewitwasover: i genuinely am paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really really annoying and awful and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke this happened once.
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dorfs: Omfg if you click on quest in the top right it turns everything into sprites and street view looks so crey omfg woah that’s awesome..
princessyao: how many years will it be before my mom comes to the realization that if she’s drunk i will not speak to her
princessyao: do you ever go for a while without drinking anything and when you finally get your hands on something you chug it so vehemently it’s like you’e getting a work out and when you finally stop you have to pant for a while bc i do that frequently me with iced tea during college hour
ryuzan replied to your post: we have a nsfw, sexual themes tab BUT YOU CAN’T USE IT! not gonna lie. totally kinda p much gave up on nabyn for now / A \ something tells me it’d be more…interesting??? if it actually ALLOWED porn :\ yeah it’s trying WAY too hard to be sfw friendly for kiddies. like.. wow that’s just THEN DON’T PUT NSFW TABS because that’s so...
this is the last piece of strawberry cheesecake
savors every bite… why can’t i just have an infinite amount of strawberry cheesecake? it’s so good SOBS…
princessyao: bless swag onceler’s rhymes best poet
futurepress: July 15th, 2015 Breaking News! President Santorum plans to select two teens from each state, one gay and one lesbian between the ages of 12 and 18, to be placed in an arena to fight to the death in a televised spectacle. “The lone victor of this fight will serve as a reminder to other gay Americans of the kindness we demonstrate to them each day by letting them live. “ said...
princessyao: alpacasovereign replied to your post: omg megan pls me: “is matt going [to the lorax]… say no because inb4 a fight while you two fangirl over the onceler CAN I COME fdklfsdj he’d probably just be like “oh my fucking god.” while we flip our socially inept shits over how bad can i be and yes u can PROBABLY. which is prob why she wasn’t thinking of inviting him i mean ...
princessyao: Read More your mom is such a dick /HOLDS :’( when my mom would do that she was really pushy with some stuff. and then she gets all huffy and is a big ass about it if i’m not all willing to try the food or whatever like chill the fucK OUT holy shit. B(
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